They should really pass out barf bags in church
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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