Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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