i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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