he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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