mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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