Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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