Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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