Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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