Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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