i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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