Define "chronic" masturbator.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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