i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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