I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i want to swaddle you in tequila
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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