If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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