The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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