party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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