My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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