Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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