You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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