Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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