I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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