So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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