the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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