Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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