his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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