I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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