He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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