I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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