As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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