Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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