So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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