awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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