So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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