Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Randomize
