she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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