I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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