I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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