honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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