last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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