awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My pussy is not your playground.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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