At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
