..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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