I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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