Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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