Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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