Well apparently he's into motor boating.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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