This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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