Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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