i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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