no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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