the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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