If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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