were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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