You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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