I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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