Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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