Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
