Buhtt sex?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
